- Matey Dee: [Matey Dee and Cordy Blue cease firing their machine gun] Curses! We're out of ammunition.
- Robin: Maybe it's a trick to get us out from behind our Bat-shield.
- Batman: No trick, Robin. They are out of ammunition.
- [lowers Bat-shield]
- Robin: How do you know?
- Batman: Easy. I've been counting their bullets.
- The Penguin: Ladies and gentlemen, friends of The Penguin's Nest. I regret to announce the outbreak of a sudden epidemic: Moldavian food poisoning. I suggest while you can, to run for your lives to your favorite family physician.
- The Penguin: Mr. Blue! I want you to prepare fifty pounds of pie-crust. We are going to make a gigantic butler pie!
- [guffaws]
- The Penguin: [the Penguin has been trying to rendevous with Ballpoint Baxter, a notorious forger. He thinks he's about to be sent to prison to meet Baxter, but Chief O'Hara brings Baxter into Commissioner Garden's office] Ballpoint! Ballpoint Baxter!
- Bruce Wayne: That's right, Mister Penguin. I've just secured him a parole.
- Dick Grayson: Mr. Baxter is going to teach penmanship in one of the Wayne Foundation camps for underprivileged children.
- The Penguin: Oh, no! No! What about the underprivileged criminals?