- Shame: [Frontier Fanny objects when her daughter Calamity Jan and Shame embrace] Oh, why couldn't you have been born an orphan?
- Commissioner Gordon: Tanks in the street, a horse in my outer office... Has the whole world gone batty?
- [Batman reacts, startled]
- Commissioner Gordon: Ha, ha, just an expression, Batman. No slight intended.
- Batman: I understand.
- Chief O'Hara: They were last seen going North on the high way in the stolen tank.
- Robin: Where in the world did they ever get a tank?
- Chief O'Hara: Mad Man Otto's used Tank Lot. Heh Heh. Begorrah!, is he mad now!
- Calamity Jan: Shame honey, this here's Fernando Ricardo Enrique Dominguez. We calls him 'Fred' for short, cause it's his innitials.
- Shame: Howdy.
- Fred: [posh British accent] The pleasure is entirely mine, you may be sure.