Batman (TV Series)

The Joker Trumps an Ace (1966)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Joker : There are only two ways to get out of there. One: I let you out. And two: you jump fifty feet straight up!

  Batman : You still intend to free us if we can stay afloat for an hour?

  The Joker : Oh, dear me! Surely you don't think I'd joke about such a serious matter as that, do you? Time to start filling the tank!

  Batman : But... that's gas!

  The Joker : I do believe you're right! But then, who said anything about water?

  Robin : But you can't float in gas!

  The Joker : No, but you can drown in it!

• Batman : [Batman and Robin are all tied up]  It's like being caught in a barrel of snakes!

  The Joker : Well, well, now I must say, this is an expected pleasure.

  [laughs] 

• The Joker : [laughs hysterically]  There. My funny-ray has neutralized the gadgets in your utility belts for at least an hour!

  [more cackling] 

• Jill : [referring to a captured Batman]  I bet he wouldn't try to knock you off if he had the chance!

  The Joker : Oh, no, he'd merely try to incarcerate me in durance vile for the rest of my life! A fate much worse than death for a spirit such as mine!