Batman (TV Series)

The Joker's Hard Times (1967)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• Robin : [Exploring the Joker's hideout after he's stolen some rare fish]  Something's fishy here, Batman.

  The Joker : [jumping from his hiding place]  Ah! Beautiful, Boy Beanhead! I couldn't have made a better pun myself!

• The Joker : Excuse me - is this the residence of the well-known millionaire, Basil Bowman?

  Bowman : It is!

  The Joker : And is he at home?

  Bowman : He is!

  The Joker : And may we see him?

  Bowman : You do!

• Chief O'Hara : Have ye no scruples, ye jesting jackanapes?

  The Joker : Scruples? Oh ho ho ho, the cash value of scruples is zero.