- Polly: Jervis, you sound like the Joker or the Puzzler or even the Riddler.
- Mad Hatter: Those phonies?
- Narrator: [narrating] When we said our last fearful farewells to Batman and Robin, the malevolent Mad Hatter had trapped them in a fluroscopic cabinet of an atomic energy laboratory. Where, exposed to high voltage X-rays, it would only be a matter of moments before they be radiated forever. For you, another few hours have gone by. For the Dynamic Duo, an eternity. As we shall shortly see.
- Commissioner Gordon: [after hanging up telephone] My world has just been ripped to shreds... seam... by seam...
- Chief O'Hara: Come now, Commissioner, nothing could be as bad as all that.
- Commissioner Gordon: This is, chief. A cleaning woman at the Gotham Atomic Energy Laboratory...
- Chief O'Hara: Come now, easy does it.
- Commissioner Gordon: ...just called the editor of the Gotham Post Tribune.
- Chief O'Hara: Maybe if you loosened your tie a little?
- Commissioner Gordon: And told him...
- Chief O'Hara: [bends down] Have you still got that bottle here in your drawer?
- Commissioner Gordon: ...that she had seen the... the, the skeletons
- [covers his eyes with his hands]
- Commissioner Gordon: of Batman and Robin.
- Chief O'Hara: [jaw drops] The what?
- Commissioner Gordon: The skeletons of the Caped Crusaders, shrouded in their cowls.
- Chief O'Hara: [close to tears, grabs Gordon's arm and shoulder] Hold on to me, Commissioner.
- Commissioner Gordon: In the fluroscopic cabinet where they met their maker...
- Chief O'Hara: Don't say it!
- Commissioner Gordon: ...under high voltage X-Ray, oh!
- [both men bursts out in tears]
- Polly: [sees the skeletons of Batman and Robin] Aaaahh!
- Mad Hatter: What's the matter, Polly? I told you what to expect.
- Polly: But I didn't expect it. Why did you bring me here if you knew about this all along?
- Mad Hatter: Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
- Polly: This time, Jervis, you've gone too far!
- Narrator: Next week, a Batman special: the first installment of an action packed three-parter in which the Joker and the Penguin team up against the Caped Crusaders! Don't miss the start of the hostilities, Bat-fans... next week! Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!