Batman (TV Series)
The Penguin's Nest (1966)
Adam West: Batman
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Quotes
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Robin : [climbing a building with their Bat-ropes] It's sure a shame, Batman. A restaurant with such terrific chow turning out to be a mere front for some criminal scheme.
Batman : Look at it this way, Robin: that hundred dollar cover charge is pretty stiff. Penguin's terrific chow is hardly within the budget of the average worker.
Robin : Gosh, yes, you're right Batman. All the needy people in the world. The hungry children...
Batman : Good thinking, Robin.
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Lurch : [pops his head out a window as Batman and Robin are climbing the wall outside, interrupting his harpsichord practice] Ohhhhhhhh. It's youuuuuu, Batman... gave me quite a startle.
Batman : Yes, citizen, you may return to your harpsichord.
Robin : We're on official business!
Lurch : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Batman : My hunch is right, Robin. It all fits like my glove.
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Commissioner Gordon : You make something of this enigma, Batman?
Batman : It sticks out like Penguin's nose. For some sinister reason that pompous bird wants to be arrested.
Commissioner Gordon : Good heavens!
Chief O'Hara : But why?
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Batman : [Chief O'Hara grabs The Penguin with intent of arresting him] No, Chief, no.
Chief O'Hara : What?
Batman : He was merely baiting us. Don't swallow.
Robin : Have a heart, Chief, Penguin didn't mean any harm.
Commissioner Gordon : [almost illegible with a face full of custard pie] Didn't mean any harm?
Chief O'Hara : Hittin' a Police Commissioner in the puss with a pie?