Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Catwalk (1995)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Batman : We don't have to make this difficult.

  Catwoman : But somehow, we always do...

• Bruce Wayne : Well, that was pretty rude.

  Selina Kyle : Just the cat in me, I guess. Look, Bruce, it was sweet of you to invite me, but I don't fit in here. Sometimes I feel like I don't fit in anywhere.

• Catwoman : I was looking at this exhibit earlier. It's brand-new. Why would they remove the animals so soon?

  Batman : [finding a clue]  This lock's been sprung. Our thief is clever, using dummy cards to cover his tracks. An extinct animal trophy is worth a fortune to the crook who can fence it.

  Catwoman : All those poor little stuffed critters. That's what he was after all along.

  Batman : You're not telling me something.

• Selina Kyle : Giving up Catwoman hasn't been easy, Bruce. I miss the excitement, the danger. Sometimes I feel so tempted.

  Bruce Wayne : Even though you'd be risking prison?

  Selina Kyle : Tell me I'm not in a cage now.

• Veronica Vreeland : Since you're so devoted to wildlife, Selina, I can't wait to hear what you think of the museum's new conservation hall. I had it built in honor of my grandfather, Stanton Vreeland. He was the first to realize the importance of preserving rare animals.

  Selina Kyle : Not surprising, considering how many of them he obliterated.

  Veronica Vreeland : Excuse me?

  Selina Kyle : Stanton Vreeland was a playboy sportsman who'd blow away anything that wandered into his gunsight. He had to preserve animals, or he'd have nothing left to shoot.

  Veronica Vreeland : Is that right?

  Selina Kyle : Uh-huh. In fact, most of these critters are gone thanks to trigger-happy jerks like ol' grandpa.

  Bruce Wayne : Selina.

  Selina Kyle : But, Bruce, Ms. Vreeland asked me what I thought.

• Batman : Don't make it harder on yourself.

  Catwoman : He cost me my freedom.

  Batman : No! You gave it up. From the very start, I suspected there was more to this business than you were telling, so I put a transmitter on your cat back at your apartment. It led me here in time to hear your confession. Why did you do it, Selina?

  Catwoman : I have to be who I am. I realize now I can't change that. Like I told someone else tonight, it's just the cat in me.

• Catwoman : I don't know whether to bite you or kiss you.

  Batman : [Scarface's thug Rhino groans as he gets to his feet]  Later.

• Selina Kyle : Looks like the hunt's on again, Isis. I think a quick trip out of town is in order.

  Batman : [appearing from the shadows]  Don't buy your ticket yet.

  Selina Kyle : What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you, breaking and entering is against the law.

  Batman : You would know. Care to explain what you were doing at the museum tonight?

  Selina Kyle : Look, I was there earlier for a party, and I... kind of lost my temper. I went back to apologize, and the place was empty, except for the burglars. I happened to have my outfit in the car, and I thought if I nailed the robbers, I could work up some points with the cops, maybe even with you.

  [he smirks] 

  Selina Kyle : I know how bad this looks for me, but it wasn't my fault.

  Batman : [with a contented purr, Isis rubs herself on his leg]  Would you come back to the museum and tell your story to the authorities?

  Selina Kyle : I suppose. If you're with me. After all, we do make a good team.

  Batman : When we're on the same side.