Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
The Laughing Fish (1993)
Kevin Conroy: Batman
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Quotes
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Batman : [Francis scratches himself] Feeling all right?
G. Carl Francis : Oh, sure. It's just that everything's been so crazy today. I haven't even had time to rinse off that gunk the Joker's girl squirted on me.
Batman : [yelling] Get this man to a hospital, now!
G. Carl Francis : [shocked] What?
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[after dissecting a Joker fish]
Batman : Well, he's not out to poison people. This diluted toxin only affects fish.
Alfred Pennyworth : Maybe he's trying to make us all die from disgust.
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Detective Harvey Bullock : Relax, Mr. Francis. I got men posted at every window and door. Nobody's sneaking in here tonight.
Batman : [doing so, dressed as a patrol cop] If I got in this easily... so will the Joker.
Detective Harvey Bullock : Hey, hey! This is police business! Haul your bat butt out of here!
Commissioner James Gordon : Hold it, Detective. No one knows the Joker's methods better than Batman. He stays.
Detective Harvey Bullock : [grumbling under his breath] Glory-hoggin, long underwear geek.
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Batman : He'll be all right once the antivenom kicks in.
Detective Harvey Bullock : I don't get it. We all breathed the gas, and we're not smiling.
Batman : He didn't want us. That gas is one part of a binary compound. The Joker exposed Francis to the other part when he threatened him this morning.
The Joker : [the TV turns on] This just in. Former copyright director G. Carl Francis will be taking an extended vacation.
[his picture of Francis changes]
The Joker : Looks like he's having more fun already! But I'm not happy! If I don't get my legal claim to my fish by 3:00 a.m., the number two bureaucrat, Thomas Jackson, will feel my wrath. And now, Batman, 'cause I know you're watching, here's a message from our sponsor.
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Alfred Pennyworth : Any idea what our happy friend is up to now?
Batman : Normal criminals usually have logical motives, but the Joker's insane schemes make sense to him alone.
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Batman : Commissioner, have a look at this fish. It's a Japanese tang, not native to Gotham's cold waters.
Commissioner James Gordon : So, where did it come from?
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G. Carl Francis : Uh, Batman, why is this happening to me? I've never done anything to this Joker. I'm just a paper-pusher. I can't change the laws. I'm harmless.
Batman : And in his sick mind, that's the joke, Mr. Francis.
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The Joker : Now, this fella here... came with his own grin. See the resemblance? And check out my catch of the day.
Batman : [seeing Bullock restrained] Bullock.
Detective Harvey Bullock : [spitting out a fish] I didn't need no batcomputer to tell me that weird-looking minnow came from an aquarium.
The Joker : Yes, well, this is all tremendously boring. Of course, I can always amuse myself watching old Har give my shark indigestion.
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[last lines]
Commissioner James Gordon : Do you think he's gone for good?
Batman : Believe me, Jim, I wish it were true. But deep inside, I doubt it.