Benson (TV Series)
Bugging the Governor (1980)
James Noble: Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling
Quotes
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Benson DuBois : [Benson reading what is written on a note] I love you.
Miles Gordon : You know, that's funny cause I was getting the feeling you just didn't like me.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : [Katie grabs the note] That's mine, Benson.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Oh, Katie, you have an admirer?
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : It's just some guy at school. Nothing serious.
Benson DuBois : Well, it must be serious. He wrote it in orange crayon.
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John Taylor : Sir, let's go up to Katie's room
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : What for?
Benson DuBois : Maybe he wants to play with her toys.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : I suppose you are all wondering why I called you together
John Taylor : Right, Boss.
Benson DuBois : We sure are, right, Ms. Kraus?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Da.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Da?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Ya. Da.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Typo.
Benson DuBois : Yeah. She's got O type blood.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Where does it say that?
Benson DuBois : On her dog tags. You were saying, Sir.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : We picked up the hundred grand today.
John Taylor : I can't wait till we get our share of the money, Gretchen, my darling.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Ja, Taylor, my sweet. Soon we'll be dancing the samba in Rio. It is like a dream, my little knockwurst.
John Taylor : You are already my dream come true, my furry little bunny.
Benson DuBois : Please you two, you're embarrassing the Governor, not to mention yourselves.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Let's get on with this. Pause. Taylor has come up with a great idea.
John Taylor : We can use some of the money to buy certain State Senators.
Benson DuBois : And those we can't buy, we rent.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Then the Senators will get to buy that swamp we own in Midville County.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : For three million dollars.
Benson DuBois : Taylor, where are you going?
John Taylor : To put the hundred grand into brown paper bags. That is my plan, isn't it?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Wait I will go with you, strudel-face.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : [Kraus and Taylor pretend to leave the room] There they go, Benson. Don't they make a wonderful couple.
Benson DuBois : The question is, a wonderful couple of what?