- Benson DuBois: [Benson reading what is written on a note] I love you.
- Miles Gordon: You know, that's funny cause I was getting the feeling you just didn't like me.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: [Katie grabs the note] That's mine, Benson.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Oh, Katie, you have an admirer?
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: It's just some guy at school. Nothing serious.
- Benson DuBois: Well, it must be serious. He wrote it in orange crayon.
- John Taylor: [the Governor, Taylor, and Benson are meeting in a very small bathroom] Are you out of your mind?
- Benson DuBois: No, but the Governor's on my foot.
- John Taylor: Sir, let's go up to Katie's room
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: What for?
- Benson DuBois: Maybe he wants to play with her toys.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: I suppose you are all wondering why I called you together
- John Taylor: Right, Boss.
- Benson DuBois: We sure are, right, Ms. Kraus?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Da.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Da?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Ya. Da.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Typo.
- Benson DuBois: Yeah. She's got O type blood.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Where does it say that?
- Benson DuBois: On her dog tags. You were saying, Sir.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: We picked up the hundred grand today.
- John Taylor: I can't wait till we get our share of the money, Gretchen, my darling.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Ja, Taylor, my sweet. Soon we'll be dancing the samba in Rio. It is like a dream, my little knockwurst.
- John Taylor: You are already my dream come true, my furry little bunny.
- Benson DuBois: Please you two, you're embarrassing the Governor, not to mention yourselves.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Let's get on with this. Pause. Taylor has come up with a great idea.
- John Taylor: We can use some of the money to buy certain State Senators.
- Benson DuBois: And those we can't buy, we rent.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Then the Senators will get to buy that swamp we own in Midville County.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: For three million dollars.
- Benson DuBois: Taylor, where are you going?
- John Taylor: To put the hundred grand into brown paper bags. That is my plan, isn't it?
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Wait I will go with you, strudel-face.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: [Kraus and Taylor pretend to leave the room] There they go, Benson. Don't they make a wonderful couple.
- Benson DuBois: The question is, a wonderful couple of what?