- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: Benson, I know women. I used to be married to one.
- Benson DuBois: No kidding.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: [Kraus has gotten cold feet before her date with the butcher] Taylor, go entertain Mr. Watkins. I wanna talk to Miss Kraus.
- John Taylor: Oh, why me? I don't know how to entertain a butcher.
- Benson DuBois: Just chew the fat.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: We were out shopping for Miss Kraus.
- Benson DuBois: Why, we already got one.