The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed's Dilemma (1963)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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• Jed Clampett : I'd rather be caught twixt a pair of scrappin' bobcats than two women tryin' to run the same house.

• Jed Clampett : I love you both equal an it'd pleasure me if you'd shake hands.

  Jethro Bodine : And come out fightin'.

• Jed Clampett : Mornin' Granny. How's your rheumatiz?

  Daisy Moses : What rheumatiz?

  Jed Clampett : Pearl said you was havin' some twinges last night. That's how come she put a little mountain dew into your squirrel soup.

  Daisy Moses : Pearl spiked my soup?

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, she figgered it would help you to sleep. And you was likin' it too, Granny, you kept askin' for another slug of soup.

• Jed Clampett : Now don't get riled up at Pearl. I reckon she's just tryin' to be helpful.

  Daisy Moses : She's about as helpful as a alligator in a swimmin' hole.