The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Jed's Dilemma (1963)
Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine, Jethrine Bodine
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Quotes
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Cousin Pearl Bodine : Jethro, why don't you try usin' your head for thinkin'?
Jethro Bodine : I HAVE tried Ma, and it hurts.
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Jethrine Bodine : [Granny and Cousin Pearl disagreeing over who is going to cook in the kitchen] Hey, Uncle Jed. Come on back. There's gonna be a fight.
Cousin Pearl Bodine : Oh, I don't fight nobody twice my age.
Daisy Moses : There ain't nobody twice your age!
Cousin Pearl Bodine : I happen to be on the sunny side of 45.
[slaps table]
Daisy Moses : Well, then move over into the shade. You're drying up something awful.
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Jed Clampett : I love you both equal an it'd pleasure me if you'd shake hands.
Jethro Bodine : And come out fightin'.
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Jethrine Bodine : Ma gets a kick outa runnin' things.
Daisy Moses : She's gonna get a kick that she ain't lookin' fer. I'm gonna boot her so hard that every time she sets down, she'll leave my footprints.
