The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Something for the Queen (1968)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : You can help us fight the War of the Roses.

  Jed Clampett : Now Granny.

  Jane Hathaway : Excuse me, but I think the War of the Roses has already been fought.

  Daisy Moses : No, it was supposed to be fought last year, but Sir Chicken here tucked his tail twixt his legs and run.

  Jed Clampett : I said it before and I'll say it agin. I ain't travelin' 6000 miles to scrap with the folks in the next castle.

• Elly May Clampett : Sure am glad we brought the truck to London. It's dandy for sight-seein'.

  Daisy Moses : Yeah, and we're the sight everybody is seein'. You see how folks are starin' and pointin' at us. They know we run out on the feud.

  Jed Clampett : Now Granny.

  Jed Clampett : She's right, Uncle Jed. Ain't no other reason they'd be laughin' at us.

• Jed Clampett : Where are we, Jethro?

  Jethro Bodine : We is in what's called Hyde Park.

  Daisy Moses : Good! Pull up to them bushes and let's hide.