The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts Fiddle Around (1968)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : I tell you what. If he won't do it for $10000 an hour, you keep uppin' the price until you break him down.

  Jane Hathaway : Alright, but I'm afraid the only person who will break down will be Mr. Drysdale.

• Jed Clampett : Granny wanted me to make sure that the first song you taught Jethro was "Redneck Romance".

  The Great Sebastian Stromboli : I play the music of only the immortal composers.

  Jed Clampett : Then you ought to know this one. It was wrote by Stumpy Peckinpah.

• Jed Clampett : I'm sure Granny would settle for you teachin' Jethro "You got a hog jowl where your heart ought to be"