The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Wedding (1970)
Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway
Quotes
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Jane Hathaway : So he's finally marrying Elverna?
Daisy Moses : That's right.
Milburn Drysdale : When is the happy event?
Jed Clampett : Well, the happy event was yesterday, when Shorty locked hisself in your secretarial pool. The weddin's tomorrow.
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Jed Clampett : He had to go back to Silver Dollar City. See, with everybody gone, the population dropped down to 24.
Jane Hathaway : I don't understand.
Jed Clampett : Well, he's gotta go back to get it back up to 25, so as the town can qualify for government aid.
Jane Hathaway : I wish we might have said "au revoir."
Milburn Drysdale : Two of the most beautiful words in our language.
Jane Hathaway : Chief, "au revoir" is French.
Milburn Drysdale : I was talking about "government aid."
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Daisy Moses : I'd like to stay and listen to the words of the ceremony. They're so beautiful, they always make me cry.
Jane Hathaway : Fine. Proceed, Chief.
Milburn Drysdale : Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the joining together of this couple in happy wedlock. As I perform this ceremony, I am struck by the thought that getting married is like opening a joint account at the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills, where you're savings earn a full five percent and...
Jane Hathaway : Alright Chief, that will do.
Milburn Drysdale : But, Granny wants to hear the words. They make her cry.
Daisy Moses : Them don't.
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Jane Hathaway : Granny, Mr. Clampett, what a pleasant surprise.
Milburn Drysdale : Welcome, welcome, we are honored by your presence.
Daisy Moses : Was we supposed to bring presents?
Jed Clampett : I reckon so.