The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Wedding (1970)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

Quotes 

• Jane Hathaway : So he's finally marrying Elverna?

  Daisy Moses : That's right.

  Milburn Drysdale : When is the happy event?

  Jed Clampett : Well, the happy event was yesterday, when Shorty locked hisself in your secretarial pool. The weddin's tomorrow.

• Daisy Moses : I'd like to stay and listen to the words of the ceremony. They're so beautiful, they always make me cry.

  Jane Hathaway : Fine. Proceed, Chief.

  Milburn Drysdale : Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the joining together of this couple in happy wedlock. As I perform this ceremony, I am struck by the thought that getting married is like opening a joint account at the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills, where you're savings earn a full five percent and...

  Jane Hathaway : Alright Chief, that will do.

  Milburn Drysdale : But, Granny wants to hear the words. They make her cry.

  Daisy Moses : Them don't.

• Jane Hathaway : Granny, Mr. Clampett, what a pleasant surprise.

  Milburn Drysdale : Welcome, welcome, we are honored by your presence.

  Daisy Moses : Was we supposed to bring presents?

  Jed Clampett : I reckon so.