Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Buffalo Gals (1995)

Tiffani Thiessen: Valerie Malone

Quotes 

• Valerie Malone : Come on, Ginger. This is no time to get stoned. We have to get ready for Kelly's party at the Greek Theater.

  Ginger LaMonica : Uh! It sounds like it's going to be so boring. All these Beverly Hills parties are boring. There's no drugs, and not enough booze there. Why do you want to be with these people so much? You were the one who called them "avocado heads" to me over the phone just last year. Do you want to be an avocado head too?

  Valerie Malone : I have my reasons.

  Ginger LaMonica : Most of all, why hang out with Brandon? Yeah, he's nice and all, but he is so straight and moral. Uh! I can't stand people who are good, soulful, and moral. But I'll bet that Steve Sanders has a wild side.

  Valerie Malone : You'd like to hang out with him, wouldn't you? Mostly because he has a platinum card?

• Valerie Malone : Look, Ginger... we need to make an impression on these people, regardless of how square they are. Kelly's 21st birthday is today, and that means a lot to a lot of people.

  Ginger LaMonica : All I know, when I turn 21, I'm planing to get so wasted that I'm going to the nearest tattoo parlor, with a whole bottle of Jack Daniels!

  Valerie Malone : That was your 18th birthday. I was there, remember?

  Ginger LaMonica : Oh... right.

• Ginger LaMonica : [At the airport in Val's car]  I only have one thing left to say to you.

  [pauses, smiles] 

  Ginger LaMonica : Where's my money?

  Valerie Malone : [Both dissolve into giggles]  Here it is, you earned every penny.

  [Ginger starts counting] 

  Valerie Malone : Hey, you don't have to count it!

  Ginger LaMonica : Yes, I do, from one con to another!