- Clare Arnold: [after catching Steve with another woman] You've proven me right so many times before.
- [She walks away angry]
- Steve Sanders: [David has just emerged from the bathroom] Can I get you a shot of tequilla?
- David Silver: [Sarcastic] That's really funny!
- Mark Reese: [about Donna being missing] When was the last time you saw her?
- Clare Arnold: A half hour ago!
- Valerie Malone: [Valerie walks in after spending a night with Kenny] Hi.
- Brandon Walsh: You look awful. Who's the lucky guy?
- Valerie Malone: Does it always have to be a guy?
- Brandon Walsh: Well, let's see. You come in at seven in the morning looking like you've been up all night... looks like a guy to me.
- Valerie Malone: It's Kenny, Brandon.
- Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I already figured that. Did he leave his wife?
- Valerie Malone: Not yet. But he's going to.
- Brandon Walsh: And how long has he been telling you that?
- Valerie Malone: These things take time.
- Brandon Walsh: Haven't you ever watched a daytime soap opera, Val? He's never gonna leave his wife.
- Valerie Malone: And what makes you the big expert?
- Brandon Walsh: I had an experence in this arena, all right?
- Valerie Malone: You with a married woman? When was this?
- Brandon Walsh: Three years ago during by freshman year at C.U.
- Valerie Malone: Who was she?
- Brandon Walsh: She was trouble, just like Kenny. I don't want to talk about it. Do yourself a favor. Go to David's party and meet some nice young guy who, preferably, is not married. End this thing with Kenny before you get into anymore trouble.
- Valerie Malone: [sarcastic] Thank you for your advice, Doctor Walsh. I'll take your two aspirn and call you if I need you.