- Jim Walsh: What's with you?
- Brandon Walsh: Job burnout.
- Jim Walsh: After one week?
- Brandon Walsh: It's the toughest job I've ever had, Dad.
- Jim Walsh: Spending all day at the beach doesn't sound all that difficult.
- Brandon Walsh: But you have no idea what my day is like, being a cabanna boy. I'm the first one there in the morning. I'm practically the last one to leave at night. And I'm so busy all day that the only way I know that I'm at the beach is because my shoes are full of sand.
- Jim Walsh: Well, there's no free lunch, Brandon. You get what you pay for in this world.
- Brandon Walsh: Ah, but you see, if you were to pay for... oh, let's say half of what the car I'm planning to buy costs, I could quit and actually pretend that it's summer.
- Jim Walsh: Have a nice day, Brandon.