- Jaime Sommers: Harry, you gotta be about the sweetest guy that ever lived. How come some lady hasn't snatched you up yet?
- Harry Anderson: Well, cause I always say no. I've been waiting for you, honey but I should have known that by the time you grew up I'd be way too old for ya.
- Jaime Sommers: You're not old.
- Jaime Sommers: I used to drive you to school when you were a teenager.
- Jaime Sommers: Yeah, and I was in love with you then, so that has nothing to do with it.
- Jaime Sommers: How are you feeling?
- Harry Anderson: Like I'm waking up from a fifteen year nightmare.
- Jaime Sommers: Well, we'd better get some help.
- Harry Anderson: I think you're about all the help a fellow needs. Thanks, Jaime.
- Jaime Sommers: We have a little surprise for you too, kiddo. We've got Stone already in confinement.
- Col. Steve Austin: You guys don't fool around, do ya?
- Jaime Sommers: [in a playful child-like adoring tone that dates from way back to her teenage years, when Harry was her kindly warm-mannered school bus driver] You know, Harry, you've gotta be about the sweetest guy that ever lived... how come some lady hasn't snatched you up yet?
- Harry Anderson: Huh? 'Cause I always SAY NO.
- [thinks for a moment, then turns back to Jaime with twinkling eyes]
- Harry Anderson: And I was waiting for YOU, honey. But I shoulda known that by the time you grew up enough, I'd be too old for you.
- Jaime Sommers: [in humorous reference to Harry's praising her about having transformed her formerly-fractious students into "little angels", but yet she has just then confiscated a water-pistol from one of them as he was about to board the bus] "Little angels", huh? They fill these things with ICE WATER.