The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Iron Ships and Dead Men (1977)

Lindsay Wagner: Jaime Sommers

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Quotes 

• Oscar Goldman : Jaime, I... I don't know how to ask this...

  Jaime Sommers : Oscar... you don't have to ask me. I would love to help you. Listen, I have my frustrations too, y'know. I mean... I have all these incredible abilities, my bionics, and I never get to use them for anything but the OSI or cleaning the house. And just once, it would make me feel very good if I could help a friend or something like that. So please let me help you.

  Oscar Goldman : Thanks, babe.

  Jaime Sommers : [smiles]  Okay, what can we do? Can you get me a job maybe as a salvage worker or something?

  Oscar Goldman : Well I... eh... I, eh, already have.

• Zanetos : Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you're not Hymie Sommers?

  Jaime Sommers : It's Jaime.

  Zanetos : Oh, come on! What is is with those front office fools? I mean, I expect a big strong Mexican fella, somebody who can pull his own weight. What do they send me? A girl with a funny name.

• Bob Richards : Nobody tells me much around here. Duke'd probably know.

  Jaime Sommers : Duke?

  Bob Richards : Duke?

  Jaime Sommers : Yeah?

  [picks up Myrtle the cat] 

  Jaime Sommers : You eh, you gonna go there tonight?

  Bob Richards : I don't know. Do you?

  Jaime Sommers : I don't know. I was kinda hoping maybe somebody'd ask me.

  Bob Richards : You eh, you wouldn't wanna go with me, huh?

  [Jaime nods] 

• Jaime Sommers : [finding a skeleton in the closet she was hiding in, Jaime screams and jumps out]  Hi, guys. Guess... guess who just found a skeleton in your closet?

• Bob Richards : I guess all this time you was just trying to find his brother, huh?

  Jaime Sommers : Yes, but the reason I came here doesn't change the fact that we became friends, you know. Okay

  Bob Richards : [smiles]  Steel was always too heavy for you anyway. You're too skinny.