The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Kill Oscar: Part 3 (1976)

Lindsay Wagner: Jaime Sommers

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Quotes 

• Jaime Sommers : This trick's a little easier with a tennis ball, but...

  [bends a metal water container out of shape] 

  Col. Steve Austin : I think you're in trouble now, Jaime, that's destroying hospital property. That's a felony if they wanna press charges.

  Jaime Sommers : Oh dear. You will wait for me, won't you, till I get out?

  [looks as if she's about to cry] 

  Col. Steve Austin : Sure.

• Col. Steve Austin : Now wait a minute, I've bailed out of a sub the hard way before. You got a scuba suit aboard?

  Jaime Sommers : [holds up two fingers]  Two suits!

  [less forceful] 

  Jaime Sommers : Two suits.

  Col. Steve Austin : Now wait a minute, Jaime, you're not going out a torpedo tube. Now you felt the sub, it's gonna be rough out there.

  Jaime Sommers : [stuttering]  You never promised me a rose garden.

  Col. Steve Austin : Ah, forget it.

  Jaime Sommers : [to Gordon]  Commander, can an Air Force officer aboard a Navy submarine give orders to a civilian who isn't listening to him anyway?

  Commander Gordon : Now, leave me out of this, you two. We got two suits up in the forward torpedo room. You decide what happens.

  Jaime Sommers : [holds up two fingers again]  Two suits.

• Col. Steve Austin : We gotta get across the dam to Franklin's complex. Lightning might get us. Our bionics attract it.

  Jaime Sommers : Well, the faster we get past it, the better.

• Jaime Sommers : You are coming with me.

  [Franklin shakes his head] 

  Jaime Sommers : Doctor, would you like me to carry you?

  Dr. Franklin : Good Lord, you wouldn't do that?

  Jaime Sommers : I certainly would. And you know that I can.

  [Franklin stays put] 

  Jaime Sommers : Okay...

  [moves in to pick him up] 

  Dr. Franklin : Leave me my dignity, please!

• Col. Steve Austin : [preparing to leave the submarine through torpedo tubes]  I still wish you were staying aboard.

  Jaime Sommers : Hey, how dangerous can this be, really?

  Col. Steve Austin : On a scale of one to ten, about a twelve.

• Jaime Sommers : You look like you had a pretty bad morning.

  Peggy Callahan : Oh. They've all been bad lately. And never one word of encouragement from Mr. Goldman.

  Jaime Sommers : [German accent]  Aha. Now we are getting to the real problem. What you have is the unappreciated secretary syndrome. Oh, and it's terrible. It looks awful on you. Now, he hasn't been too sensitive to you lately, huh?

  Peggy Callahan : Oh, oh that poor man doesn't have any time to think about me. I mean, it's my problem. The pace around here is driving me bananas.

  Jaime Sommers : [back in normal voice]  OK, but a little appreciation wouldn't hurt, would it?

  Peggy Callahan : Mm, no, I guess not. There are other pressures too, Jaime. I could use some advice if you got a little time later.

  Jaime Sommers : Yeah, I'll make time.

• Jaime Sommers : Steve, are you all right?

  Col. Steve Austin : Yeah. Yeah I'm OK. Now for a minute, I was getting a real charge out of that.

  Jaime Sommers : Oh, come on, that's not funny.