- Dr. Rudy Wells: Got you five by five, Speedy. This is Doc. Snow White's been called out of town. Where have you been?
- Jaime Sommers: There, into the truck.
- Evel Knievel: You gotta be kidding me. I jump over trucks, not into them.
- Schmidt: Do you think that they may make a further attempt to recover the computer tape?
- Major Petrov: Only if they are interested in suicide.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Now you listen to me, we've analyzed the situation and you have a ten per cent change of ever getting in there and no change at all of getting out.
- Evel Knievel: Oh, my mother always warned me about picking up some good looking broad hitch-hiking. You weren't even wearing a short skirt!
- Evel Knievel: Look. You're used to flying bullets, helicopters, picking up crates with one arm. That's not my bag. I told ya. I'm Evel Knievel. How did I get into this mess anyway?
- Jaime Sommers: [Jaime has just jumped out of a window] Ok, it's your turn, come on.
- Evel Knievel: My turn? Who do you think I am, Batman?
- Evel Knievel: Oh man, nice goin'. I thought you were gonna catch me?
- Jaime Sommers: Well, who do you think I am, Johnny Bench?
- Evel Knievel: I told them I was on a ride to the countryside with a beautiful frau.
- Jaime Sommers: Danke.