Boy Meets World (TV Series)
And Then There Was Shawn (1998)
Matthew Lawrence: Jack Hunter
Quotes
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Angela Moore : Well, is anyone of us safe?
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, Virgins! Virgins never die!
Cory Matthews : [Turns to Topanga] All right! Thanks for saving me.
Eric Matthews : [proud of himself] I'm dead.
Jack Hunter : I'm dead.
Shawn Hunter : I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Angela Moore : Feeny, he's dead.
Shawn Hunter , Eric Matthews : [sing-songy] Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!
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Jack Hunter : [Jack finds Eric and Jennifer dead] Eric! Feffy! Eric! He was my friend, my roommate! I didn't really know her.
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Scream-Like Killer Voice : What's your favorite scary movie?
Jack Hunter : Oooh! Well, I like the one with the hottie-hot-hot from Party of Five.
Jennifer Love Fefferman : Neve Campbell?
Eric Matthews : Duh.
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Shawn Hunter : [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.
Jack Hunter : Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?
Shawn Hunter : First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure that none of us will see.
[They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front]
Shawn Hunter : Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.
P.A. Announcer : [the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!
[Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]
Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!
Shawn Hunter : I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?
[He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]
Eric Matthews : Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!
[Everybody runs away]
Shawn Hunter : I was wrong!
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Shawn Hunter : [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true] Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.
Jack Hunter : Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?
Shawn Hunter : First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see.
[They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front]
Shawn Hunter : Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.
P.A. Announcer : [the lights flicker] Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!
[Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh]
Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!
Shawn Hunter : I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?
[He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees]
Eric Matthews : Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!
[Everybody runs away]
Shawn Hunter : I was wrong!