Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Band on the Run (1994)

Ben Savage: Cory Matthews

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Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : Apparently it's not a good time to be a grandmother. Her grandmother is coughing up phlegm. Her grandmother is hacking blood. And her...

  Shawn Hunter : Whoa. I happen to know she *has* no grandmother.

  Cory Matthews : Yes and somehow she blames me for her death.

• Cory Matthews : Shawn, look who they got to play at the dance.

  Shawn Hunter : The Exits. They're great.

  Cory Matthews : They're us.

  Shawn Hunter : Ooh. They're not so good.

• Alan Matthews : Where are you guys going, looking so "cool"?

  Shawn Hunter : Our first gig.

  Alan Matthews : Your first gig? What, you just started playing two days ago.

  Norm : Kids learn fast today, Alan.

  Alan Matthews : Not mine.

  Cory Matthews : We gotta go, bye.

  Gordy : Break a leg.

  Shawn Hunter : Yeah, that's our backup plan.

• Cory Matthews : You know what, Mr. Turner? Me and you, we're a lot alike.

  Jonathan Turner : Are we?

  Cory Matthews : Yeah. Because you have this motorcycle helmet, people think you're cool. And I carry around this guitar case and people think I'm cool, too.

  Jonathan Turner : Matthews, I got this motorcycle helmet so if I crash my bike, my head doesn't go splat. Why do you have that guitar case?

  Cory Matthews : To protect my sandwich.

• Cory Matthews : Mr. Turner. Were we as bad as we think?

  Jonathan Turner : You guys don't show up for class on Monday, I'll understand.

• Shawn Hunter : You know, there was one point there where I thought we really had them. They were screaming: "Exits. Exits."

  Cory Matthews : Shawn, they were looking for a way out.

• Jonathan Turner : Ok, man, you guys set? I'm ready to intro you.

  Shawn Hunter : We're not going on, man.

  Jonathan Turner : What are you talking about?

  Cory Matthews : I'll tell you what he's talking about. He's talking about the lack of respect for artists. You see this turkey? This turkey is pressed. We were very specific that the band only eats fresh, hand-carved turkey. No fresh turkey, no music.

  Jonathan Turner : You got it, guys.

  [Mr. Turner goes onstage] 

  Jonathan Turner : John Adams High, it is with great pleasure I give you... The Exits!

  [the curtains open to reveal Cory and Shawn, dumbfounded with turkey hanging from their lips] 

  Jonathan Turner : Oops, my mistake.

• Cory Matthews : Here comes Feeny. I can just hear him now. "Messieurs Hunter, Matthews, although right now you feel beaten and humiliated, you've learned a valuable lesson... that you should never try to be someone you're blah... blah blah blah. Blah. Blah."

  George Feeny : Messieurs Hunter, Matthews...

  [Feeny begins snickering and laughing heartily as he walks away]