Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Band on the Run (1994)

Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : You know what, Mr. Turner? Me and you, we're a lot alike.

  Jonathan Turner : Are we?

  Cory Matthews : Yeah. Because you have this motorcycle helmet, people think you're cool. And I carry around this guitar case and people think I'm cool, too.

  Jonathan Turner : Matthews, I got this motorcycle helmet so if I crash my bike, my head doesn't go splat. Why do you have that guitar case?

  Cory Matthews : To protect my sandwich.

• Cory Matthews : Mr. Turner. Were we as bad as we think?

  Jonathan Turner : You guys don't show up for class on Monday, I'll understand.

• Jonathan Turner : Ok, man, you guys set? I'm ready to intro you.

  Shawn Hunter : We're not going on, man.

  Jonathan Turner : What are you talking about?

  Cory Matthews : I'll tell you what he's talking about. He's talking about the lack of respect for artists. You see this turkey? This turkey is pressed. We were very specific that the band only eats fresh, hand-carved turkey. No fresh turkey, no music.

  Jonathan Turner : You got it, guys.

  [Mr. Turner goes onstage] 

  Jonathan Turner : John Adams High, it is with great pleasure I give you... The Exits!

  [the curtains open to reveal Cory and Shawn, dumbfounded with turkey hanging from their lips] 

  Jonathan Turner : Oops, my mistake.