Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do (1995)
William Russ: Alan Matthews
Quotes
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Alan Matthews : Okay, okay, family meeting. What the heck did you bring home?
Cory Matthews : [points at Amy] She let her in.
Amy Matthews : Come on. She's just a little girl playing house.
Alan Matthews : Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blonde loon.
Amy Matthews : Nonsense! Look, if I thought there was anything to be concerned about, I would be the first one to sound the alarm.
[Wendy enters holding a picture frame]
Wendy : Mrs. Matthews, I found this picture of you in your wedding dress. Maybe someday I'll get to try it on.
[She goes back upstairs]
Amy Matthews : Beep, beep, beep, beep!
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Alan Matthews : Wendy, uh don't you think think, that, um, raising three children on Cory's $5.00 a week allowance might be a little stressful during the holidays?
[laughs]
Wendy : Mr. Matthews, we're not gonna get married anytime soon. We both have a lot of growing up to do.
Alan Matthews : Oh, well, I'm glad to hear that.
Cory Matthews : Mm. Let her finish.
Wendy : We're just grow up together!
Cory Matthews : [to Alan] You wanna go outside again?
Morgan Matthews : When you and Cory get married, will you be my sister?
Wendy : That's right!
Alan Matthews : Ooh, she's got Morgan...
Amy Matthews : That is just, so completely sweet!
Alan Matthews : Oh, she's got all the women!
Morgan Matthews : Wanna see my doll, sis?
Wendy : I'd like that. Would you excuse me for a moment?
Amy Matthews : Of course dear, make yourself at home.
Cory Matthews : Yeah, move in.
Alan Matthews : Okay, okay, family meeting. What the heck did you bring home?
Cory Matthews : [pointing at Amy] *SHE* let her in!
Amy Matthews : Come on! She's just a little girl playing house.
Alan Matthews : Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!
Amy Matthews : Nonsense! Look, if I thought there was anything to be concerned about, I would be the first one to sound the alarm.
Wendy : [coming down the stairs] Mrs. Matthews, I found this picture of you in your wedding dress. Maybe someday I'll get to try it on.
Amy Matthews : Beep, beep, beep, beep!
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Eric Matthews : Look at me, I'm alone.
Alan Matthews : And you will be until these grades come up. Now, until I see some letters closer to the front of the alphabet, you're not going out on any more dates.
Eric Matthews : Mom... Mommy...
[He sinks into Amy's embrace, looking pitiful]
Amy Matthews : [She strokes Eric's hair, gently] Oh, Alan, how can you be so cruel to my sweet little baby?
Alan Matthews : Well, it was your idea.
[Amy smiles evilly and Eric looks surprised as their eyes meet]
Alan Matthews : Eric, you can't rely on your looks to get you through life.
Eric Matthews : But all I want to be is a weatherman. Okay, look, you guys made a valid point about my grades. But now I'd like the opportunity to present a compelling counter-argument you may not have considered.
Amy Matthews : Go ahead.
Eric Matthews : [Immediately starts crying] Don't take away my girls!