Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Breaking Up Is Really, Really Hard to Do (1995)
Rider Strong: Shawn Hunter
Quotes
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Jonathan Turner : The first one up is Shawn Hunter. His poem is called "Welfare". Okay. You want me to read this out loud or just forward it to the guidance counseler?
Shawn Hunter : Read it. It's some of my best work.
Jonathan Turner : Okay everybody. Buckle up. "My uncle Ralph he does not care. Cause twice a month he gets welfare. My uncle Chuck has nylon hair, he bought the rug with his welfare. Old Corvair. Long nose hair. Electric chair." That's a very colorful family you got there Shawn.
Shawn Hunter : I didn't use their real names, that's okay right?
Shawn Hunter : Oh yeah. The less I know the better.
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Old Cory Matthews : Who?
Old Shawn Hunter : What?
Old Cory Matthews : They want you to take the rolls!
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Old Shawn Hunter : Cory? Is that you?
Old Cory Matthews : Shawn, who else would it be? You know I come here every day, 4:30 for the early bird special. And every day you ask, "Cory, is that you?"
Old Shawn Hunter : My mind's not as sharp as it used to be.
Old Cory Matthews : I got news, Shawn, it never was.
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Old Cory Matthews : You know, Shawn, I used to envy you. Since we was young, you've dated thousands of women. And I've been married to Wendy for the past ninety years.
Old Shawn Hunter : Has it been that long?
Old Cory Matthews : Oh, yeah. Did you know the ninetieth anniversary is the potato anniversary?
Old Shawn Hunter : No, I didn't! How long ya been married?
Old Cory Matthews : [looks up, confused] Who?
Old Shawn Hunter : [Also confused] What?
Old Cory Matthews : They *want* you to take the rolls!