Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Career Day (1995)

Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner

Quotes 

• Jonathan Turner : First of all, I would like to say thank you to the parents for being here. After they speak, you guys should have a better idea of what kind vocations interest you.

  [Shawn raises his hand] 

  Jonathan Turner : Let me guess, Hunter. Summer vocation? Find some new material will ya?

• Jedediah Lawrence : I'm a luthier.

  Shawn Hunter : And I'm a presbyterian, but to each his own I say.

  Jedediah Lawrence : A luthier is someone who make musical instruments.

  Shawn Hunter : No offense, sir, but that's gotta be the nuttiest religion I ever heard.

  [Jedediah looks at Mr. Turner] 

  Jonathan Turner : Heh. Don't worry it's not you.

• Shawn Hunter : Hi, Mr. Turner. Sorry for bugging you. I, um, I had a question. Am I interrupting anything? Hey! Look, it's Miss Tompkins!

  Jonathan Turner : Yeah, I know.

  Shawn Hunter : Boy, you teachers sure work la-ohhh!

• Chet Hunter : What I sell best are ideas. That's what I am. I'm an idea man. Well, a few years ago I had an idea for an all news tv station, going all the time, all over the world.

  Topanga Lawrence : You invented CNN?

  Chet Hunter : That's exactly what I called it! CNN. Chet's News Network. But I made the mistake of yapping to a southern fella about it on an elevator. Wait.

  [He turns to Mr. Turner and eyes him suspiciously] 

  Chet Hunter : What'd you say your last name was?

  Jonathan Turner : Turner. No relation.

• Jonathan Turner : You know, Alan? Chet was right about one thing. You're a good man.

  Cory Matthews : Dad?

  Alan Matthews : Hmm?

  Cory Matthews : Uh, listen. I never really thanked you for coming to school yesterday.

  Alan Matthews : Ah, no problem. Sorry I couldn't compete with that guitar player and that foot doctor.

  Cory Matthews : Well, that's only because you left out the most important thing you do.

  Alan Matthews : What's that?

  Cory Matthews : What you do after work. I mean, around here. For us. For our friends.

  Alan Matthews : Eh Cory, that's nothing.

  Cory Matthews : It's everything, Dad. I mean, I was thinking I was the son of a grocer. But now I know what I really am is... well, the son of my father.