Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Everybody Loves Stuart (1998)

Trina McGee: Angela Moore

Quotes 

• Shawn Hunter : My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.

  Angela Moore : Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.

  [Everyone stares] 

  Angela Moore : Gosh, I gotta get some black friends.

  Rachel McGuire : So, Topanga what's your middle name?

  Topanga Lawrence : I don't wanna play.

  Jack Hunter : Why not?

  Topanga Lawrence : I have a weird middle name.

  Jack Hunter : Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?

• Stuart : Cory Matthews wakes up one morning. He kisses his lovely wife. He leaves his nice suburban home and then he gets hit by a bus.

  Shawn Hunter : I'll miss you buddy!

  Cory Matthews : No, I don't get hit by a bus.

  Stuart : Why not?

  Cory Matthews : Because I use the crosswalks, memorize the bus schedule and, if I got a wife like Topanga, I ain't leaving the house!

  Stuart : Bus hits you anyway. Now, what's that called?

  Angela Moore : It's fate. Doesn't matter if you stay in or go out, your life is pre-destined and there's nothing you can do about it.

  Cory Matthews : So you mean that bus is going to drive right through my house to get to me?

  Angela Moore : Yes, it is.

  Shawn Hunter : I'll miss you buddy!