Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Everybody Loves Stuart (1998)
Maitland Ward: Rachel McGuire
Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : My soap opera name is Patrick Trailer Park.
Angela Moore : Well, mine is Shawnene Martin Luther King Boulevard.
[Everyone stares]
Angela Moore : Gosh, I gotta get some black friends.
Rachel McGuire : So, Topanga what's your middle name?
Topanga Lawrence : I don't wanna play.
Jack Hunter : Why not?
Topanga Lawrence : I have a weird middle name.
Jack Hunter : Your first name's Topanga. What could your middle name be? Shmaboogie?
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Rachel McGuire : So you take your middle name and you put it with the street that you live on.
Jack : And that's your soap opera name?
Eric : Yeah. Like mine is Kimberly Beaumont.
Eric : Jonathan Cumberland.
Jack : Eric, your middle name is Randall.
Eric : Tony Randall. The Odd Couple!
Jack : Don't you listen to the rules?
Eric : Who is Tony Randall?
Jack : Right. You win.
Eric : I always win