- Alan Matthews: [Shawn is drunk] Shawn, why don't you come in the kitchen with me for a minute.
- Shawn Hunter: You gonna make me an omelet?
- Alan Matthews: I want to have a talk with you. Now.
- Shawn Hunter: You're not my dad.
- Alan Matthews: Yeah, well, I'm all you have
- [he reaches for Shawn who shoves his hand away]
- Shawn Hunter: Whoa, look! You're not my dad. I don't have a dad. And I don't have a mom. I'm an orphan. I'm an old orphan. My childhood is over and I never had any parents.
- [to himself]
- Shawn Hunter: Oh, God. Stop whining! I-I-I hate you.
- Alan Matthews: I'll be your father.
- Shawn Hunter: [laughs] You-You'll be what?
- Alan Matthews: I want you to be a member of this family.
- Amy Matthews: Alan?
- Alan Matthews: We want you to be a member of this family.
- Amy Matthews: We do. You need a mom? I'm a really good mom. I've got references.
- Cory Matthews: Yeah, she's good.
- Eric Matthews: She's the best I've ever had.
- Shawn Hunter: You wanna adopt me?
- Amy Matthews: Shawn, you have always been a part of our family.
- Alan Matthews: How 'bout we make it official?
- [Shawn turns and leaves angrily]