- Cory Matthews: What are you looking at me for?
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory Matthews, what is your problem?
- Cory Matthews: You.
- Topanga Lawrence: What did I do?
- Cory Matthews: Topanga, you only went out with my best friend!
- Topanga Lawrence: Well, you didn't ask me. And besides, you came to the make out movies with my best friend too.
- Cory Matthews: Yeah, but only to... make you think... I mean, I was just...
- [gives up and walks towards the door]
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, would you just talk to me?
- Cory Matthews: [turns around again] I can't! Don't you think I want to? I mean, in my head, this is so easy! I said it all summer long, a million times.
- Topanga Lawrence: Say what?
- Cory Matthews: I can't say it now! Here. With all these...
- [looks around, realizing]
- Cory Matthews: ... empty chairs around.
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, it's just you and me. We've known each other our whole lives. We've always been able to talk.
- Cory Matthews: That's what's making this so hard now.
- Topanga Lawrence: It doesn't have to be.
- Cory Matthews: Look, Topanga... If I had to dream up the perfect woman... she wouldn't even come close to you.
- [slight pause, where Topanga smiles, knowing where this is going]
- Cory Matthews: Would you be my girlfriend?
- [she leans in and they kiss]
- Cory Matthews: Yes or no?
- [she smiles and kisses him again]
- Cory Matthews: Sean, it's a new year, a new me. You notice the spring in my step?
- [points down to his pants]
- Cory Matthews: Boxer shorts.
- Shawn Hunter: [seeing Cory and Topanga kiss] And it was about time!
- Trini: You're lucky this whole thing worked, Hunter. I almost had to kiss him.
- Cory Matthews: Wait, this whole thing was a setup?
- [all of them nod]
- Cory Matthews: Come here.
- [drags Shawn away from the others, then pauses]
- Cory Matthews: Oh, thank you!
- [hugs him tightly]
- Cory Matthews: Hello.
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, hi! We have all the same classes again!
- Cory Matthews: Yeah, I-I had a nice summer too, thanks.
- Cory Matthews: What just happened over there, Shawn? I mean, I'm talking with you, fine, but over there with Topanga, I became a... a sea monkey.
- Shawn Hunter: It's a bad animal, man.
- Eric Matthews: On behalf of the film society and their friends thank you all for responding to the underground invitations stuffed in your lockers. And now, here to introduce Leon's Revenge, the man you've all been waiting for. He played Leon The Gutsucker in parts one, three and four. Here he is direct from the pits of hell. Your worst nightmare! Come on here he is!
- [the curtain opens to reveal Feeny]
- George Feeny: Boo.