- Frankie Stechino: So who dies first?
- Cory Matthews: Whoa, whoa, Frankie. You know, what I'm getting here, pal, is that friendship is very important to you. So how about this? You let us live, you got two new friends.
- Shawn Hunter: Who?
- Cory Matthews: Us. Think about it. We could, you know, hang out, go to movies, ball games, whatever.
- Frankie Stechino: Poetry readings?
- Cory Matthews: Poetry readings, we're there.
- Shawn Hunter: I hate poetry.
- Cory Matthews: Shawn, if our friend who's gonna let us live likes poetry, then we like poetry.
- Shawn Hunter: Oh, poetry! I thought you said... "liver."
- Shawn Hunter: Man gets a call, hey, lots of calls, from what sounds to be a very attractive lady. Man doesn't speak a word of it to his little buddy, Shawn. Hm. Interesting.
- Jonathan Turner: Shawn, there's nothing to tell or I would've told you.
- Shawn Hunter: Man gets all squirrelly every time this girl calls. Makes a guy think man's keeping secrets from him.
- Jonathan Turner: OK, Shawn, do you wanna stop with the whole "man" thing?
- Shawn Hunter: Man seems a little irritated lately.
- Jonathan Turner: It's no big deal. It's a girl I dated a long time ago and it's over. And don't you dare start the next sentence with "man".
- Shawn Hunter: Dude's got a problem with the word "man".