Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Pairing Off (1994)
Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner
Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : Stop obsessing, man. You're gonna pop a lobe.
Cory Matthews : You're right. I should relax, 'cause this coupling thing, it's just a phase. I mean, how long can it last... a few weeks?
Jonathan Turner : [Enters walking with Ms. Kelly] The cafeteria's right this way. They know me there. I'll get us a good table.
Ms. Kelly : You would do that for me?
Jonathan Turner : Oh, yeah. I'm very tight with Bertha, the lunchroom lady. Yeah, I once rescued a dolphin from her hair net.
Cory Matthews : OK, maybe it'll last a few years.
George Feeny : [Enters walking with an older, female teacher] Yes, I'm acting principal now, and the pressures would be daunting for a man half my age. Fortunately I have a vitality that belies my years.
Cory Matthews : I'm the only one who doesn't know how it's done.
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Jonathan Turner : So we find, in Fielding's novel, the character Tom Jones is absolutely irresistible to women. Isn't that right, Matthews?
Cory Matthews : Uh, yeah, that's right.
Jonathan Turner : What's right?
Cory Matthews : What you just said.
Jonathan Turner : What'd I just say?
Cory Matthews : You weren't listening, either?
Jonathan Turner : Matthews, keep your head facing this way. Shawn, tell your buddy what I was saying.
Shawn Hunter : Uh, he was saying, "Matthews, you're not listening."
Jonathan Turner : Thank you. Did either of you guys do the reading assignment?
Cory Matthews : Some of it.
Jonathan Turner : What did you read?
Cory Matthews : I read the page you handed us with the reading assignment on it.
[bell rings]
Jonathan Turner : Yay! Yay!