Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Pop Quiz (1995)
William Daniels: George Feeny
Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : A twelve? How do you get a twelve?
Mr. George Feeny : I don't know. You ever open a book?
Shawn Hunter : What?
Mr. George Feeny : A book! Do you ever open a book?
Shawn Hunter : What?
Cory : Don't ask me, I got a sixteen.
Mr. George Feeny : Gentlemen, do you ever go home and open a book?
Shawn Hunter : What?
Mr. George Feeny : I want you to go home this afternoon and open a book! I don't care what you had otherwise planned, I order you, nay, I command you. Go home and open a book.
Jonathan Turner : George.
Mr. George Feeny : What?
Jonathan Turner : Watch this. Hi boys. Nice boys. Nice boys. Now listen did you hear anything Mr. Feeney just said?
Shawn Hunter : No.
Cory : [Whispering to Jonathan] He's real mad.
Jonathan Turner : Do you have any idea why?
Shawn Hunter : No. He just started yelling like a crazy man.
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Mr. George Feeny : [to a student in his office] After reviewing the disciplinary report from your last school, I was expecting a much brasher young man, but I must say you've been quiet, polite. Now, if this is an attempt to lull me into a false sense of security, I warn you, Griffin Hawkins, nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of George Feeny.
Miss Gill : [enters Feeny's office] Mr. Feeny, Griffin Hawkins is here.
Mr. George Feeny : [confused] Who?
Miss Gill : The new transfer student.
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : [enters the office and shakes Feeny's hand] Hi. I'm Griffin Hawkins. You can call me Griff.
[to the student posing as Griff]
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : Thanks for filling in. I didn't think I'd make it.
[the student leaves]
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : I'm not usually a morning person, but I wanted to make a good impression.
Mr. George Feeny : YOU'RE Griffin Hawkins?
Miss Gill : [glances at Griff dreamily] He sure is.
[laughs]
Mr. George Feeny : Thank you, Miss Gill. You may go.
Miss Gill : Do I have to?
Mr. George Feeny : Yes.
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : [to Miss Gill] Erica, we'll finish up later.
[she giggles as she leaves]
Mr. George Feeny : Take a seat, Mr. Hawkins.
[as Feeny goes over to get Griff's disciplinary report, he sits down in Feeny's chair, much to his annoyance]
Mr. George Feeny : Take ANOTHER seat, Mr. Hawkins.
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : [stands up to sit down in the other chair] I figure I'd be sitting down in this seat, so much, I just wanted to take in the view from your side.
Mr. George Feeny : Mr. Hawkins, I will make this short and to the point. This is MY school. You are a GUEST in MY school and while you're here, you will toe the line and respect the rules. Now, what is your first class?
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : [reads a slip of paper he takes from his shirt pocket] English lit.
[from outside]
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : Hey, kid!
[the same student comes back in and Griff hands him the paper]
Griffin 'Griff' Hawkins : Room 103 and take good notes.
[the student quickly hurries out]
Mr. George Feeny : Fine, Mr. Hawkins. That frees you up for detention with me.
[Griff now realizes he now messed with the wrong guy]