- [last lines]
- Alan Matthews: Hey, Morgan, we have a pretty good relationship. Right?
- Morgan Matthews: I guess so.
- Alan Matthews: We talk. Right?
- Morgan Matthews: Yeah.
- Alan Matthews: And we have fun. Right?
- Morgan Matthews: Yeah?
- Alan Matthews: I should've had all girls.
- [he high fives Morgan and takes her into a hug]
- Cory Matthews: I don't wanna get up. I hit my father. That's gotta be a bad sin. If this were the bible, I'd be a father smither. I'd be Cory, son of Alan the Bruised.
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, you got a great relationship with your father.
- Cory Matthews: You know what, you shouldn't be here. If they find you here with me, they'll stone you. Save yourself, Topanga, daughter of Miriam.
- Topanga Lawrence: Cory, go home and talk this out with him.
- Cory Matthews: No, that's the whole point, Topanga! All we do is talk! You know, that's all our relationship is. That's not like him and Eric. They do stuff together. Well, I wanna do stuff too. I never wanna talk to him again!
- [Alan opens the door behind him and drags Cory out with him and Eric]
- Alan Matthews: You're coming with us!
- Cory Matthews: Can we talk about this?
- Shawn Hunter: [Shawn and Jack begin wrestling on the bed] You come in here! You criticize my room! You spook my pig, and you turn out my light!
- Jack Hunter: So?
- Shawn Hunter: So, maybe I like the way I live! Maybe I wasn't born with my life on a silver spoon! Yeah. I like the way I was brought up! I like the way I was brought up. The only thing I didn't like is I didn't get to know my brother.
- Jack Hunter: [Overpowers Shawn] Now say, "uncle".
- Shawn Hunter: I don't know who my uncle is! I would've liked to know him, too.
- [Gets on top of Jack]
- Jack Hunter: His name's Dave! His name's Dave. He's in the corrugated box business. I can't breathe.
- Shawn Hunter: [Gets off of Jack. Both sit up] We weren't fighting about the messy room, were we?
- Jack Hunter: Just think, all those years we didn't know each other, we could've been beating the crap outta each other.
- Shawn Hunter: I've waited 17 years to do this.
- Jack Hunter: Oh, yeah? Well, back at you.
- [Both start wrestling. Jack gets on top of Shawn]
- Jack Hunter: Now say, "uncle'.
- Shawn Hunter: Uncle!
- Jack Hunter: Say "uncle" to your big brother!
- Shawn Hunter: Uncle! Uncle Dave in the box business!