- Eric: Okay, Corrina, I don't know how to say this, so I'm going to choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I want to get as far away from you as I possibly can.
- Corinna: What?
- Eric: I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy, and perky all the time. Maybe a guy whose had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.
- Corinna: You don't wanna see me anymore, do you?
- Eric: Oh, see it's not just that. I wanna put you on a rocket ship and send you to planet Fla-Flu-Ga!
- Morgan Matthews: [singing one of Corrina's songs] And he doesn't like girls 'cuz he's afraid of them, afraid of them, I think he likes boys if you know what I'm saying.
- Amy Matthews: [sees Cory reading a book on fatherhood] Oh boy, suddenly I have no legs.
- [falls on the couch beside him]
- Morgan Matthews: You're only making me go to bed early because I'm your sister.
- Cory Matthews: No, I'm making you go to bed because I'm your brother.