- George Feeny: You better stay too you little control freak!
- Topanga: [shocked] You just yelled at me! But I'm Topanga.
- George Feeny: Look at that!
- Alan Matthews: What are you talking about George? The play's over.
- George Feeny: I'm talking about the boy in the crowd. Look at the one holding up the sign.
- Alan Matthews: Which one?
- Cory Matthews: The one that says, "Hey Feeny. Nothing is impossible."
- Shawn Hunter: Oh you can afford one stinking F in your life.
- Topanga: No I can't. I have worked very hard to be perfect up until now.
- Shawn Hunter: I am throwing up. I am throwing up all over you.
- Topanga: Told you he'd be here.
- Cory Matthews: No, you didn't. You were waving a dollar and yawning at me.
- Topanga: Bill... board! How much simpler can it be!
- George Feeny: Ms. Lawrence, I have an assignment for you as well. Butt out of other people's business for a week. Otherwise, you get an F.
- Topanga: But I've never failed before!
- George Feeny: There's a first time for everything.
- Cory Matthews: That argument doesn't get you anywhere with her.
- George Feeny: Ms. Lawrence, you're butting in.
- Topanga: Yeah, so fail me. That's life.
- George Feeny: But you won't be perfect anymore.
- Topanga: No one should be perfect.
- George Feeny: You just yelled at me. But I'm Mr. Feeny.