Boy Meets World (TV Series)

This Little Piggy (1995)

Richard Karn: Victor

Quotes 

• Victor : My name's Victor Lasalle. By law, I'm required to show you my badge.

  [He holds up his wallet] 

  Cory Matthews : Wait a minute. That's your driver's license.

  Victor : I'm Animal Control. They don't give us badges.

• Victor : Is this really your pig?

  Jonathan Turner : No, no. My ark is outside, and I'm one pig short.

  Victor : All right, that's it. Hands over your head, we're going downtown.

  Jonathan Turner : You kidding me?

  Victor : Yes, I am. You know, two can play this sarcasm game.

• Topanga Lawrence : You can't take this pig.

  Victor : Topanga Lawrence? Been going out with Cory Matthews for two months? I'm way overqualified for this job.

  Topanga Lawrence : After I spoke to you, I saw this ad in the paper for a lost pig. So I called its owners. Now you don't have to take him away. Isn't that great, Shawn?

  Cory Matthews : Why is it great?

  Shawn Hunter : Yeah, I still lose Little Cory. Doesn't matter who the owner is. It's not me.

  Topanga Lawrence : Here's the owner.

  [Mr. Turner enters] 

  Jonathan Turner : Hi. Name's Turner. I got a place outside the city, and this little guy ran off. Belongs to my boy, Zed.

  Shawn Hunter , Cory Matthews , Victor : [incredulously]  Zed?

• Victor : You know, that offer for the twenty foot boa? It's still good.

  Shawn Hunter : I'll think about it. You got a card?

  Victor : Yeah, right. I don't even have a badge.