Boy Meets World (TV Series)
This Little Piggy (1995)
Anthony Tyler Quinn: Jonathan Turner
Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : I don't know why Topanga has a problem with this. I mean, nobody else does.
Jonathan Turner : Hunter, I've got a problem with your pig.
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Victor : Is this really your pig?
Jonathan Turner : No, no. My ark is outside, and I'm one pig short.
Victor : All right, that's it. Hands over your head, we're going downtown.
Jonathan Turner : You kidding me?
Victor : Yes, I am. You know, two can play this sarcasm game.
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Topanga Lawrence : You can't take this pig.
Victor : Topanga Lawrence? Been going out with Cory Matthews for two months? I'm way overqualified for this job.
Topanga Lawrence : After I spoke to you, I saw this ad in the paper for a lost pig. So I called its owners. Now you don't have to take him away. Isn't that great, Shawn?
Cory Matthews : Why is it great?
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, I still lose Little Cory. Doesn't matter who the owner is. It's not me.
Topanga Lawrence : Here's the owner.
[Mr. Turner enters]
Jonathan Turner : Hi. Name's Turner. I got a place outside the city, and this little guy ran off. Belongs to my boy, Zed.
Shawn Hunter , Cory Matthews , Victor : [incredulously] Zed?