- Jonathan Turner: Alright, George. What gives all the beautiful women outside your office?
- George Feeny: Oh, the secretarial prospects. Yes, I'm interviewing today.
- Jonathan Turner: What happened to Mrs. Willy?
- George Feeny: She's moving to Florida to be closer to her grandchildren. The little one, Monty, turns 50 this month.
- Shawn Hunter: I can't believe Bud was fired because of our report.
- Cory Matthews: No, Shawn. We have nothing to feel bad about, OK? We told the truth. If anyone should feel bad, Bud should. I mean, he was the one goofing off.
- Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein: Goofing off, huh? You trying to tell me that leaving early for no apparent reason is goofing off?
- Cory Matthews: Yeah.
- Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein: Maybe you didn't get the whole story, Mr. "Didn't get the whole story. " Did you bother to find out where our saintly Janitor B was going every day at 2:55?
- Shawn Hunter: No.
- Cory Matthews: Uh-oh.
- Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein: So before you go pontificating from your tokus, let me set you straight. Every day, that sweet Bud of a man takes a few dollars that he has left, and he visits a place where there are others even less fortunate than him.
- Cory Matthews: Oh. Oh, my stomach is bubbling.
- Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein: Good. Your stomach should bubble. Because that lovely man that you got canned, he's a giver. And do you know where he gives, Matthews?
- Cory Matthews: Oh, I don't want to know.
- Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein: The track, Matthews. Playing the ponies. The joy of gambling was all he had left. So next time you go sticking your nose someplace where it don't belong, you remember this. You suck.
- Janitor Bud: There's history between us, Georgie. You and me, we're like brothers.
- George Feeny: No, we're not. Bud, you were caught on tape.
- Janitor Bud: But in two months I retire. Full pension.
- George Feeny: I'm sorry.
- Janitor Bud: OK. I didn't want to use this, Feeny. But what about that time I saved your life?
- George Feeny: Saved my life?
- Janitor Bud: You were walking down the hall when I noticed a patch of waxy buildup on the floor. You were maybe two, three steps away. There was no time to clean. I had no choice but to throw myself onto the wax.
- George Feeny: I thought you were napping.
- Janitor Bud: Well, once I was down there.
- Monique: I just have to know, do you remember any of your dreams?
- Eric Matthews: Mmm No.
- Monique: Do you remember any of your dreams from the past few months? Years, even?
- Eric Matthews: How am I supposed to remember 'em? I was asleep.
- Monique: It's the oddest thing.
- Eric Matthews: What is?
- Monique: Well, while you were asleep, you had this serene look on your face. Almost goofy.
- Eric Matthews: Thank you.
- Monique: But you registered absolutely no brain activity. It's remarkable.
- Eric Matthews: Well, I've been sleeping since I was five.
- Monique: If you don't mind, I'd love to run additional tests on you.
- Eric Matthews: Whoa, whoa, hold on there. Not so fast. You want Mr. Remarkable, it's gonna cost you. What you're paying me today?
- Monique: Mm-hm?
- Eric Matthews: I want half. And then double it.
- Monique: You got it.
- Eric Matthews: Oh, it's true. It's true.
- Monique: What's true?
- Eric Matthews: I heard there's some science lady looking for students to be part of a research study?
- Monique: That's right. I'm doing my thesis on psychoneurology. So you're interested in the field of dream research?
- Eric Matthews: Heck, no. But I loved your flier. "Earn cash while you sleep. " Hi. Eric Matthews, amateur sleeper, ready to turn pro.
- Monique: Monique Larson. Why don't you come in and I'll explain what we're doing?
- Eric Matthews: Uh, what's to know? Eyes shut, get cash, buy records.