Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf? (1994)
Phyllis Diller: Madame Ouspenskaya
Quotes
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Topanga Lawrence : If something's wrong, you can tell me. It's not like I don't care about you.
Madame Ouspenskaya : [in Cory's head] You will kill the one girl who cares for you.
Cory Matthews : Listen to me, you can't care for me, okay? If you do, only harm will come to you. It will never work out between the two of us!
Topanga Lawrence : Cory, get a grip. We're only going to a Halloween party.
Cory Matthews : Yeah, that's how it starts! Then we get married, have kids, and I eat them!
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Madame Ouspenskaya : Come to me, werewolf boy.
Cory Matthews : How did you know?
Madame Ouspenskaya : I know many things. I know you were bitten by a wolf.
Cory Matthews : It's true.
Madame Ouspenskaya : I know you are now becoming a wolf.
Cory Matthews : That's amazing!
Madame Ouspenskaya : I know you are recently divorced.
Cory Matthews : What?
Madame Ouspenskaya : You're not Billy Joel?
Cory Matthews : No.
Madame Ouspenskaya : Well, then you're just a wolf.
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Cory Matthews : Madame Ouspenskaya, everything you predicted has come true.
Madame Ouspenskaya : No kidding! Mind if I use you for a reference?
Cory Matthews : Listen, I found out there *is* a girl who cares for me, just like you said.
Madame Ouspenskaya : Well, have you killed her yet?
Cory Matthews : No.
Madame Ouspenskaya : Well, why not?
Cory Matthews : I don't know.
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Cory Matthews : Isn't there an antidote or something?
Madame Ouspenskaya : That's easy. Wear a garlic necklace and get back in your coffin!
Cory Matthews : No, I'm not a vampire. I'm a werewolf.
Madame Ouspenskaya : Tomatoes, tamah-toes. As long as you're not my son.