Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf? (1994)

Betsy Randle: Amy Matthews

Quotes 

• Amy Matthews : Cory.

  Cory Matthews : Alright. I'm a hairy mess. Get out your Epilady and just do me.

  Amy Matthews : No, sweetheart, I was just gonna say don't forget your lunch.

  Cory Matthews : It's okay, I'll kill something at school.

  Alan Matthews : I sense there's something on your mind.

  Cory Matthews : Well, it's just this uh math problem I've been working on.

  [opens his textbook] 

  Cory Matthews : If a werewolf leaves a train station going forty miles an hour and another werewolf leaves at sixty miles an hour, do werewolves exist?

  Alan Matthews : Is this about the wolf that escaped from the zoo?

  Cory Matthews : Could be.

  Alan Matthews : Cory, werewolves don't exist. Relax. It's just a myth. You know as you get older, you'll learn to seperate myth from reality.

  [Alan picks up a soda can, shakes it, listening. He sets it down and then he does the same thing with two more cans] 

  Cory Matthews : What are you doing?

  Alan Matthews : Uh, one of our soda distributors heard about this guy who robbed a jewelry store and made off with five diamond rings.

  Amy Matthews : And he hid those diamond rings in five cans of soda, thus your father and other grown-ups who can separate myth from reality have been boosting soda sales.

  Alan Matthews : It's a three karat diamond, babe.

  [Amy picks up a can and shakes it] 

  Amy Matthews : I'm so thirsty.