- Rachel McGuire: We were going to watch a movie.
- Cory Matthews: Movie?
- Shawn Hunter: Dark.
- Cory Matthews: Good. Movie good.
- [Cory picks up a stack of videos on the coffee table]
- Cory Matthews: All right. Let's see what you got. "Estrogen on Parade", "Put Down The Seat" and "These Shoes or These Shoes". Well, these are very lovely. However, no.
- Shawn Hunter: Perhaps the girls are unaware of Jennifer Lopez vs. Carmen Electra on Celebrity Deathmatch. In pudding. On ponies.
- Rachel McGuire: They went through my underwear drawer!
- Cory Matthews: Oh Rachel, that's just ludicrous now!
- Topanga: Did you?
- Cory Matthews: [pointing at Shawn] He made me!
- Shawn Hunter: My name is Shawn and I have a problem.
- Jack: Hey, how'd it go at the bank?
- Eric Matthews: So good.
- Jack: Great. Give me the deposit slip.
- Eric Matthews: Don't actually have one.
- Jack: Why?
- Eric Matthews: Because I didn't deposit the money.
- Jack: Why?
- Eric Matthews: Because I did something better with it.
- Jack: Why?
- Eric Matthews: Because I gave it to a monkey.
- Jack: You gave it to a monkey?
- Eric Matthews: I didn't actually give it to a monkey. I gave it to the organ grinder so he can send for the monkey's girlfriend. Hi! Little apology maybe?