- [Clarence Raps on stage]
- Brak, Clarence: My name is Clarence / and that's no lie / if you don't believe me ask my mom / she's over there with that man she makes me call dad but that's not my dad that's Gary / my real dad ran away / Oh daddy what did I do to make you not love me / is it my obesity, is it because I love the theatre / Why why did you leave me with Gary?
- [trap door opens and Clarence falls]
- [Zorak has teleported out of the scene]
- Brak: I didn't know Zorak could do that!
- Zorak: [Omniscient voice] There's a lot you don't know about me!
- Brak: Oh yeah, like what?
- [Zorak teleports back in]
- Zorak: I'm forty years old!
- [laughs evily and teleports back out]
- Brak: Well that certainly came out of left field.