- Darius: Are you all right, Captain?
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: Yeah, I'm fine. Just not to impressed with Katarian hospitality.
- Neil: Oh, those weren't Katarians. Those were assassins sent by the Trebor.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: Assassins for me?
- Darius: The Trebor has learned of your arrival.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: What a nice welcome. Remind me to send him a thank-you note sometime.
- The Trebor: What is that?
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: He's my ambu-quad, Twiki. We do everything together.
- The Trebor: Even die.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: We haven't tried that yet.
- The Trebor: No. No, of course not. You're the who has lived 500 years. And is about to die in seconds.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: [the Trevor tried to zap Buck, but his power was drained] You should've paid your light bill.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: [Twiki is dressed up as a cowboy] Excuse me while I deal with Billy the Kid.
- Twiki: This galaxy ain't big enough for the two of us, bub.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: Maybe we can make a deal. You take the horses, the girl, and I'll be out of the galaxy before sundown.
- Twiki: Some deal.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: All right, you take the money and horses.
- Twiki: You're getting warmer.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: You want the money, the horses *and* the girl?
- Twiki: You've got it.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: No way my friend. I'd rather die with my boots on.
- Twiki: Well, uh, okay. You keep the horses.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: [out on space patrol] Last one back to the hangar is a rotten egg, Wilma!
- Colonel Wilma Deering: A what?
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: An egg, Wilma. You know, it's white, it's round, chickens lay them.
- [she has no idea what he's talking about]
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: Aw, forget it. I guess you had to be there.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: [surprising the goofing-off guards who were rolling dice, playing a board game] You guys just threw snake eyes!
- [zaps them]
- The Trebor: [to his latest harem acquisition] Maya! How do you like your new home, girl?
- Maya: It's not a home. It's a prison!
- The Trebor: Come, come. It's a privilege to be here.
- Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers: Well, st least Darius escaped with the women.
- The Trebor: For which he will die too. Oh, it's going to be enjoyable to start over with the cream of Gaan's maidens.
- Vione: [sobbing] The Trebor has many women. He keeps them in his palace with him. He's going to make Maya his wife. I'm afraid I'll never see her again.