Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

A New Man (2000)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : You own nothing. This shouldn't be taking so long.

  Spike : Hang on. Let a fella get organized.

  [Spike starts grabbing things] 

  Xander Harris : That's my radio!

  Spike : And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil.

• Rupert Giles : Oh, well, Apparently it hasn't happened yet. A bit of luck.

  Willow Rosenberg : Or, you-you know what I bet? I-I bet the Initiative took care of it.

  Rupert Giles : Who?

  Xander Harris : Oh, Riley and his guys. Probably all over it.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, it has that "too neat" look. They must have cleaned up the place.

  Rupert Giles : What?

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, they read hot spots. Areas of other-worldly energy. They must have picked this place up days ago.

  Rupert Giles : Stop. Both of you. What... What are you talking about? Wh-Wh-What's the Initiative? Wh-Wh, um, what on earth does it have to do with Buffy's new boyfriend?

  Willow Rosenberg : You know. I'm sure you know. Riley's one of the commandos.

  Rupert Giles : What...? Well, that's marvelous, isn't it? Here I am, spent weeks trying to, uh, get a single scrap of information about our mysterious demon collectors and no one bothers to tell me That Buffy's *dating* one of them...? Who else knows?

  Xander Harris : No one. No one else knows this... Anya, and that's it.

  Willow Rosenberg : And Spike.

  Rupert Giles : *Spike*...? Spike knew?

  Xander Harris : Only the basic stuff. You know, that Riley's a commando and Professor Walsh is in charge.

  Rupert Giles : *Professor Walsh*? That *fishwife*?

• Riley Finn : The demon attacked Professor Walsh. Got out of a small, gray car. A Citroen.

  Willow Rosenberg : It stole Giles' car.

  Xander Harris : Why would a demon steal a car?

  Anya : Why would a demon steal *that* car?

• [trying to identify the demon that come to Xander's basement, Willow shows him a book] 

  Xander Harris : Okay, that's a giant vulture. I'd have mentioned if it was a giant vulture.

• Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  It-It's me, Giles. Now, Ethan has turned me into a demon and I need your help.

  [Xander wakes up] 

  Rupert Giles : Hello. Yes, it's me.

  [only hearing demon language Xander screems and jumps out of bed] 

  Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  No, no, listen. Don't you understand me?

  Xander Harris : Demon! Demon!

• [moving out of Xander's basement] 

  Anya : So, what kind of place are you looking for?

  Spike : I don't know. Maybe a crypt. Someplace, you know, dark and dank... but not as dark and dank as this.

  Anya : It's pretty depressing, isn't it?

  Spike : I've known corpses with a fresher smell. In fact, I've been one.

  Xander Harris : That's it. Let's go.