Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

A New Man (2000)

James Marsters: Spike

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• Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  If you can't find third gear, don't try for third gear.

  Spike : I'm doin' my best. I don't know if I'm drivin' this thing or wearin' it.

  Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  It's perfectly serviceable.

  Spike : [laughs]  Funny hearing a Fyarl demon say "serviceable." Had a couple of 'em working for me once. They're more like, "Like to crush. Crush now?" Strong though. You won't meet a jar you can't open for the rest of your life.

  [Giles growls menacingly] 

  Spike : What was that? Did you growl?

  Rupert Giles : No.

• [Giles, as a Fyarl Demon, walking through a cemetary thinking no one can understand him] 

  Spike : Well... What do I spy with my little eye...? A demon... That would be, oh, right. The things I can kill.

  Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  Spike. Wonderful. the perfect end to a perfect day.

  Spike : Giles?

  Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  Go on, then. Let's get on with the fighting... You understand me.

  Spike : Of course, I understand you.

  Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  I'm speaking English?

  Spike : No, you're speaking Fyarl. I happen to speak Fyarl... and by the way, why the hell are you suddenly a Fyarl demon? You just come over all demony this morning?

  Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  As a matter of fact, I did, thanks to Ethan Rayne.

• Xander Harris : You own nothing. This shouldn't be taking so long.

  Spike : Hang on. Let a fella get organized.

  [Spike starts grabbing things] 

  Xander Harris : That's my radio!

  Spike : And you're what, shocked and disappointed? I'm evil.

• Rupert Giles : [as a Fyarl Demon]  You have to help me find him. He must undo this, and then he needs a... a good being-killed.

  Spike : And I'm supposed to just help you out of the evilness of my heart?

• [moving out of Xander's basement] 

  Anya : So, what kind of place are you looking for?

  Spike : I don't know. Maybe a crypt. Someplace, you know, dark and dank... but not as dark and dank as this.

  Anya : It's pretty depressing, isn't it?

  Spike : I've known corpses with a fresher smell. In fact, I've been one.

  Xander Harris : That's it. Let's go.